Maxims from The Irish Bar, Taormina and a local church

"He who drinks beer lives for 100 years, he who drinks wine lives forever".
O'Nelly.

Apart from being patently untrue who the hell is O'Nelly?

More benign, a sign at the entrance of a local church:
"Come any faith in God you have and please offer a minutes silence to 'someone' for life gift".